MU REVIEW

Are we sorry that Miss Jamaica didn't win the Miss 63rd Miss Universe Pageant last Sunday night? Yes. Are we unhappy Miss Colombia (or better said, Colombia, as in the country) did win? No. However, we are unhappy in the way in which Miss Colombia's win was engineered. One can even say it was pre-determined once that evil b**ch from Hell Nina Garcia was announced as a telecast judge. She did her part to make sure that there would be a fiesta night in Barranquilla, which is, by the way, the city of her birth. Not to mention the city of Miss Colombia's birth.

The two b**ches from Barranquilla, in the pages of CROMOS magazine (We understand that Paulina is an unparalled b**ch).

The evil troll b**ch from Hell Nina Garcia is an effing sinvergüenza. We cannot wait to see her querida Paulina in an ELLE photo spread.

We do not find it hard to believe that Global Beauties had no effing idea who would be the final two. They may have mastered the World, but not the Universe. #sorrynotsorry