MISS AND MISTER ELECTION 2012

Beauty School can now declare the winners of Miss and Mister Election 2012 - the states that gave the highest vote to the winner of the U.S. Presidential Election and the 44th President of the USA, President Barack Obama. Miss and Mister Election 2012 is District of Columbia, the President's current home. 

The District of Columbia - 91% of the vote

First runner-up is Hawaii, the President's home state. Second runner-up is Vermont, and third runner-up (take note, Olivia Culpo!) is Rhode Island. 

HI - 72% of the vote

VT - 67% of the vote

The home of Miss USA 2012 - 63 % of the vote
(F*ck you, Donald Trump!)

There is a three-way tie for fourth runner-up: Massachusetts, Maryland, and New York. Beauty School will attempt to measure the hips of these three states to break the tie, a la the 1954 Miss Universe election. Meanwhile and coincidentally, all of these states have won the Miss USA title (even if just for one day, as in the case of Maryland).

MA/MD/NY - 61% of the vote

P.S. The states that gave the highest vote to the loser, Mittens, were, in order of percent of vote, Wyoming, Idaho, Oklahoma, Alabama, and Nebraska. Dean Harris is delighted to note that only one of these states has won the Miss USA title out-right (and she was really from Florida), while another state merely "ascended" to the title.