MU2012 - THE DEAN'S LIST

Making the Dean's List this year are, in random order: Philippines, Venezuela, USA, Chile, Georgia, Puerto Rico, Malaysia, Kosovo, Mexico, Guyana, Sweden, Turkey, Thailand, Australia, and South Africa. 

The criteria for making the Dean's List were, in random order: 1) online buzz, such as  leaderboards (however nationalistic in origin or suspiciously contrived), WTF-style speculation and hilarious catfighting on blogs and discussion boards; 2) the "MUO" guessing game (figuring out who the Donald and Paula Sugar will pick - mainly Europeans, blonds, or both); 3) maniacal, crazed, fierce, and entirely fearsome (and to be respected) fans from Puerto Rico and the Philippines; and 4) the Beauty School staff's favorites. All four criteria were used to select the final group making the Dean's List. Prof. Chandni kindly requests that all haters bring it on. She is ready, honey. Trust us, she is ready, after having to endure the truth of the matter that a white girl from South Africa is on the f*ing Dean's List this year. And to add insult to injury, the girl could win it all!