Colombia's Reinado Nacional de Belleza 2013 reaches its climax tonight! Who will be the new Miss Colombia 2013? Will the new Miss Colombia be able to compete on equal footing at Miss Universe 2014 with the chica plastica from next door? Who cares! When all is said and done, Colombia stages a much better national pageant and fields a much better group of real women that does its poor, sad, little economically-ruined neighbor. Oh, and in Colombia, black women compete in the pageant! Imagine that!
Colombia has a real pageant, not a fake reality TV show. Their pagent is full of tradition, and it includes many fun-filled events for the adoring publico, such as the desfile de balleneras. The candidates actually appear outdoors in several events. Since Venezuela's candidates would melt in the sunshine, they are completely closeted during their so-called "contest." And before they melted completely, they would get kidnapped or shot. Ay...pobre Venezuela. I guess it is better to have a fake Miss Universe than bread or toilet paper. If ever a country gets what its deserves, it is Venezuela.
Meanwhile, as is our wont, we digress. We are so excited for tonight's contest, and we have set our DVR! We subscribe to the Verizon FIOS Latino package, of course!
The desfile de balleneras
These women can stand the outdoors!
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