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| The gorgeous Miss Mundo Santa Catarina 2014 Elias Freitas, 24. She won the title over the weekend. |
"It is about f***ing time," said Prof. Chandni to no one in particular this morning in the faculty and staff lounge.
Dean Harris, munching on a delicious prune Hamantaschen, asked, "I beg your pardon?"
Prof. Chandni went on to explain that a black girl had just recently won the Miss Mundo Santa Catarina 2014 contest.
"But, to be honest, I didn't realize there were black folks in Santa Catarina. I mean, that is where all those f***ing German Nazi psychopaths went after WWII, and they have Oktoberfests and towns with names like Blumenau and Fraiburgo," she added, shuddering with horror.
"I mean it is just spooky! In any event, I am thrilled and wish her luck at Miss Mundo Brasil. She is gonna need it. A black girl winning Miss Mundo Brasil...or Miss Universo Brasil...is like a European white girl winning Miss Universe. Ain't gonna be seein' that happen any time soon! I'm just sayin'"
"But, to be honest, I didn't realize there were black folks in Santa Catarina. I mean, that is where all those f***ing German Nazi psychopaths went after WWII, and they have Oktoberfests and towns with names like Blumenau and Fraiburgo," she added, shuddering with horror.
"I mean it is just spooky! In any event, I am thrilled and wish her luck at Miss Mundo Brasil. She is gonna need it. A black girl winning Miss Mundo Brasil...or Miss Universo Brasil...is like a European white girl winning Miss Universe. Ain't gonna be seein' that happen any time soon! I'm just sayin'"
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