MISS WORLD 2013 - WHO WOWED US

Who will be the new Miss World 2013? Expectation has never been so much on tip toe! Who wowed Beauty School? Well, who wowed Dean Harris, that is.

In alphabetical order, these 15 wowed Dean Harris: Australia, Brazil, Cameroon, France, Ghana, Guyana, Indonesia, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Peru, Philippines, Spain, Ukraine, and United States of America. And on Dean Harris' top 15 "bubble" are Denmark and Lebanon. 

When Dean Harris announced his Miss World wow'ers at the staff meeting, all hell broke loose. Prof. Chandni almost choked on her chicken curry because India was not on the list. She had no problem with the relative lack of Latinas on the list, as she is "soooooooooo f*ing" tired of Latinas. Also, Prof. Chandni said she would toss out half of those on Dean Harris' list, replacing them with such lovely ladies as Bosnia and Herzegovina, Botswana, Cote d'Ivoire, England, Ireland, Namibia, Netherlands, PR China, and Tunisia.

Boris, BS Security Guard, was pissed off that Croatia was not on Dean Harris' list. He threatened to withhold certain special services from Dean Harris in retaliation for the omission.

Prof. Scribner opined: "I have two things to say. 1. If there is one pageant that is more 'pre-cooked' that Miss Universe, it is Miss World. The deal was done two weeks ago, y'all. 2. Lady Morley...umm...oh, that is right, she is not a Lady...I mean Mrs. Morley will surely put four to five good Muslim girls in the top 15."

Finally, Lorraine, Madge, and Hedda Hunter asked collectively: "Miss World? Oh, is that sad little contest that the Miss USA first runner-up goes to still around?"

P.S. As you know, Beauty School (well, Dean Harris, that is) was honored to participate in Global Beauties' Miss World 2013 Leaderboard. Check out the final Leaderboard now!