TOP 9 PAGEANT SCANDALS!

For your reading pleasure, we present the top 9 pageant scandals, as listed by the New Jersey on-line news site NJ.com:

9. Jenna Talackova...transgendered Miss Universe Canada 2012 finalist
8. Laura Zuniga...Nuestra Belleza (Mexico) 2008 finalist aka Miss Narco
7. Ashley Harder...pregnant Miss New Jersey 2007
6. Leona Gage...Miss USA 1957 for just one day
5. Oxana Fedorova...Miss Universe 2002 fired by the Donald
4. Tara Conner and Katie Blair...Miss USA/Miss Teen USA aka Girls Gone Wild
3. Melissa King...Miss Delaware Teen USA and alledged star of amateur porno
2. Carrie Prejean...anti-gay Miss California 2009
1. Vanessa Williams...Miss America 1984 and Penthouse centerfold

Visit NJ.com for the complete article, including the gory details for each scandal.

Upon Dean Harris' review of this list, he exclaimed, "OMG! Carrie Prejean should be a judge or replace Jeannie Mai as color commentator in Moscow! She'll feel right at home in that atmosphere!"